Travel the world with Alfie and his crew members Jude and Ben

Sunday, January 15, 2006

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Hannukah with a Husky

Morning neighbour..... and how are we all? We're very well thank you, the only complaint being that we ate
far too much on chrimbo day!

Right, well, we're in the yurt now, and shall be here until mid feb, early march. The yurt is owned by Dea, Danish, Nir, Israeli and their daughter luna who is extremely cute. They,re really open, laid back people and we feel really lucky that they,ve trusted us with their magickal home.

It's a lovely home, with the electrics running on solar, everyone should have solar power and then we'd be a much more conservational planet. Instead of using electricity without thinking about it, we really have to think "do i need the kitchen lighton now or shall i save it for the stereo later?" Wonderful stuff. We also have an Alberca (big round open tank)which is the only water supply for the whole year round. It was running low, only a metre above the ground which is unusual for this time of year (and worrying because summer will no doubt bring another drought) but
then it started to rain...and rain...and rain, so we shot up the lane with a massive pipe and lodged it into the Ascecia, with the other end in the Alberca - within 2 days it was full to the brim! I looked out of the kitchen window on boxing day morning to see Tao - the naked German - on the brink of the Alberca (it was a freezing morning) before i could shout "don't pee in our drinking water" he had dived in.....what a nutter.

Christmas day was lovely. We invited Tao and Raz - Israeli - to spend the day with us, for raz it was his first English meal - so Benj and I cooked loads, including a massive nut roast, 15, 000 roasties, cauliflower cheese, christmas cake (x 2 - burnt 1st-funny story actually: We moved into the yurt and found loads of flap-jack in the freezer, we'd tuned it off to save gas so instead of wasting them, we decided to eat them over the course of three days. On the day in question i was in the middle of making my second cake when, being the pig that i am.....i ate the rest of the
flap-jacks. Well, before too long i found myself very confused, "did i put the baking powder in? have i added the sugar?" Then it got worse once i'd put it in the oven: "How long has it been in the oven? An hour? 10 minutes?" I didn't have a clue.
The mystery was solved when later that day we turned over the welcome note to find more writing....."Help yourselves to the ganja cookies in the freezer - they're pretty strong!" ) quince crumble and date and raison tart, complete with home made crackers! we played some games and drank mulled wine. Then on boxing day we found the mule path down the mountain, it was quite breath taking. We met some old boys on donkeys along the way to whom I mopped my brow and said "Phew, estoy muy casado" -
meaning I'm very tired, but i actually said "Phew, i'm very married", getting casado and cansado very mixed up.

While we were still living in Alfie - we picked 22 sacks of olives, taking them to the mulino and getting 175 litres of oil, half of which is ours. To earn some extra cash we took our hand-made chocolates all over Andalucia.....we did the local market, the craft market, and i went to Granada and found a really big market which seemed perfect! So, i set up and chatted to a lady next to me checking it was ok to sell there. She informed me that i was very welcome to SHOW my chocolates, but not to SELL them, as this was an ANTI CONSUMERIST market,focusing heavily on the extortionate prices people charge for chocolates. I smiled and slunked off as quickly as i could, hiding my extortioate chocolates as i went. I ended up selling on the cobbled road up to the Alhambra - after 3 hours i was sad not to have
sold a thing...Benny came back from his busking with 2 broken strings to kindly inform me that i had a moustache of dirt - perhaps that was putting the prospective buyers off? After a quick wipe my luck changed and i sold several brooches!

I've really enjoyed doing markets, but have found that it's more of a social gathering than a money-making scheme. I tend to set up next to food vendors - what a surprise! - and end up swapping chocolates for bags of veg and sea-weed!

We had a Hannukah meal here at the yurt a few weeks ago, and invited Ziza, Yair, Shanti, Tao, Raz and Norah - a girl whose house sitting down the mountain - it was really lovely. We've spent lots of time with Nora since, as well as Ian (my cousin) who arrived on New Years Eve. We ummed and arred "shall we go to a party on the river bed? Shall we play bongoes in tipi valley?" Then it hit us: "Let's stay on the mountain and not go anywhere!" Genius. So Norah made pumpkin soup, I made apple pie and Ian and benj made bread (in the shape of boobs, how mature)and we had a feast. We visitied some Danish friends at 11 and looked at Orion's belt through a 500 x magnified telescope...it was magickal.

And now benj and i have a dog.....Lyla. we met a guy halfway down the mountain - John - who was the drummer in Judas Priest. He had Husky puppies that really needed a good home, i was firm and said "certainly not." But Benj was so desparate to take her that after a few weeks we decided to have her. She's 3 months old and very beautiful. We're getting her chipped and doggy passported tomorrow. She has three long walks a day and is in the process of being trained. She nearly knows sit, she certainly knows Sssh, and she's slowly learning that she gets three "on your bed"'s in the morning and then she's outside - much to her dismay. Thankfully her waking up time has lengthened to 7am (it was 5).

So life is still good, I'm very happy. On a clear day you can see the Riff Mountains in Morocco from 2 terraces above the yurt, it's truly awesome. Ian and Ben are re-fitting Alfie so that we take 4 bottles of oil in him - at the moment he's too crowded.

So take care, love to you all, and please everyone conserve as much as you can. I know i may sound like a Yoghurt weaving lentil eater, but just for one day: Don't flush the chain everytime you go - or wee outside, save the washing up water for the next lot, don't have a shower, use one light at a time etc. If we all do it, and if we all tell everyone we know it will make a tiny, tiny, tiny difference.

Over and out, Jude x x x x x

Ben's cameras stopped working so no recent pix i'm afraid, Chrimbo day with tao, us on a beach (i'm not nudy) and benj overlooking a beautiful sunset...

Olives, olives, olives



well, where the hey diddlydoo do i start?

We stayed with ziza and yair and shanti their daughter for three weeks, living in an amazing yurt. During our stay we became really close to the whoile family! Shanti is only 10 although she seems much older, she learnt English and Spanish at the age of 7 and is now fluent in both, as well as Hebrew. Ziza is an amazing cook, and we spent many evenings drinking herb tea and discussing issues, they are a fine example of genuinely good, good people, salt of the earth i believe.

During our stay there we spent a weekend at the beach, mid november, and i managed to get burnt, it was crazily hot. It was also a nudist beach, so ben was happy. I dont know who started the myth that mediterranean women are hairy, thery certainly are not! It was like a fashion parade, some with odd sort of landing strips, some with equalateral triangles, and some with "whoops, i took far too much off, ah well, i try and make it look like a rabbits tail....."

we also spemt a few nights at beneficio, a serene valley of tipis and domes, full of vegetable patches and naked hippys, one such hippy was living directly above our tent, and seemed intent on vigorously weeding his cabbages whenever we were sat outside, quite a view i must say! The photo is of a lovely house in Benny built by an Italian baker.

we met a finnish girl called evalina in the carpark, we invited her in alfie for tea and she invited us to her house for dinner, "park on the roadside" she said, "it´s only 10 minutes down the mountain." Forty minutes and one dutchwoman later we found the stone house encased in plants and trees and enjoyed a lovely israeli meal with her and her partner and his children.

So, we left ziza and yair to venture 5km´s up a terrible dirt track to cerro negro, black mountain, to stay with trevor on his farm. We worked solid for three weeks clearing under the olive trees, and were surrounded by the most magickal view. Orgiva was to the far right, sigorones - a community of trucks and buses lay in the dry river bed, and the mighty mountains towered above it all, with their rosemary bushes basking in the sun whilst the peaks lay under a blanket of snow, stunning. We stayed in a 1 roomed stone bothy, whose window welcomed the morning sunrise as it peeped over the neighbouring mountain. I actually found myself looking forward to my middle of the night wee just so that i could gaze at the stars from 600 metres up!

We also house sat for trevor for a week and a half, we even had 2 unexpected quebecan woofers turn up, so we became stand in woof hosts, getting the monring porridge ready and the like. My main joy there was looking after the animals- jessie is an old dog, each night i´d shut her in - and yet every night she´d find a way out and trundle down to the bothy and proceed to whine from 4am until we let her in. Then there were the three kittens that i managed to litter train in a week, we spent so much time just marvelling at them. Unfortunately one became too mischievous and attempted to share jessies dinner, to which she promtly killed it, very sad for us, so we buried "kinky" (bens name...) in the garden and had a very sombre evening.

On cerro negro we made some good friends: Matthew, who we are going to meet in bulgaria and maybe buy a bit of land with (cheap there, they enter EU in 2007) to start a community - anyone interested? Also, Inca - (Czech) and steve, they live in a dome that overlooks the house of chris something, stewart is it? He wrote driving over lemons and a parrot in a pear tree, he´s wriitng a new one too. We spend a lot of time with them. Inca and i started ther cerro negro womens group, we currently have 5 women who meet each week to share tea, songs, silences, discussions, it´s lovely. We then leave the calmness of the group to go and pick up the men (BEn, Steve and anyone else). We enter the dome to be met with a fusion of smoke, beer fumes, card playing and noise a plenty, such a difference. Steve is a karate teacher, his teacher´s teacher was the man who brought karate to the western world, crazy. We went one night to karate, to "Malcolms" studio, and were mildly surprised on entering the studio to see a ginormous naked painting of malcolm looming above the window. I found it very difficult to focus on my kata forms with malcolms meat and two veg greeting me from mirrors at every angle...

We´ve done a fair bit of gardening at the local steiner school, and went to a fiesta there a few weeks ago, it was wonderful. A hot sunny day full of falafels and eastern european bands singing "I´m your wienus, i´m your fire, your desire" i did a drama workshop too.

Then two weeks ago we went to the cannabis cup, yep, the cannabis cup. It´s a local contest for the best marijuana held in sigorones, we had a stall there selling our handmade jewellery and paintings and made, wait for it....... 14 euros! So, the contest began, 14 entrants with 14 massive buds of weed and 4 very cool looking judges. Each bud was judged on look, smell, taste and buzz, but as you can imagine, it dragged on rather, and 2 hours later we decided to go and make dinner in alfie, we returned an hour later to find them on contestant number 10, the judges were by now looking decidedly chilled out, if not a little wobbly!

So, now we are working for ourselves, no more woofing for a while, we did 10 weeks solid and needed a break, my fingers have started seizing up from usinf all the tools for so long. We are staying on the piece of land next to ziza´s, it belongs to a women who lives in ireland, her olives go to waste ewach year. SO, we´ve offered to pick all of her olives, and will get them cold pressed at the local mill, and will split the oli 50 50 with her. By cold pressing the oil you get less, but it´s much much richer. Our plan is to adapt the van to carry it in alfie and to sell in england when we get home, "Hand picked organic olives from the Alpujarras....."

Life is good, we´re having fun, it´s bloomin hard work picking olives (not so much picking actually but whacking trees with long canar that grows everywhere) but we´re doing it for us and thasts the sifference. On saturday is the school christmas fair, we´re making handmade chocolates, silk paintings (thanks to rach for sending stuff over), jewellery and anything else we can sell. It´s lovely being a part of such a close nit community that is very "alternative" in its existence, although there are far too many english here, says me, the english girl... Matthew worded it well when he said Orgiva either chews you up and spits you out or welcomes you with open arms, luckily we encountered the latter.

I hope you are all well, i´ll bet winters looking beautiful over there,

All my love Jude x x x x x

P.s went to see harry potter in spanish with shanti on tuesday, hilarious, have no idea what went on, spanish cinemas are crazy, food everywhere, noise every, kids jumping over seats, and when we thought it couldnt get any worse, from the seat behind came the broadest birmingham accent you´ve ever heard :
"Jaysun, will yow gow and git us a pakit uf tafuys mayte!"